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  • 'Warning' (When I am an Old Woman...) Tea Towel

"Warning" BBC Poem of the Year Winner, and voted the nation's favourite post-war poem, by Jenny Joseph.

This Tea Towel can be used or pinned to the wall... the perfect gift for that friend who wants to grow old disgracefully! 


"WARNING"

"When I am an old woman I shall wear purple

With a red hat which doesn't go and doesn't suit me.

And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves

And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter.

I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired,

And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells,

And run my stick along the public railings,

And make up for the sobriety of my youth.

I shall go out in my slippers in the rain

And pick the flowers in other people's gardens,

And learn to spit.

You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat,

And eat three pounds of sausages at a go

Or only bread and pickle for a week

And hoard pens and pencils and beer mats and things in boxes.

But now we must have clothes that keep us dry,

And pay our rent and not swear in the street,

And set a good example for the children.

We will have friends to dinner and read the papers.

But maybe I ought to practice a little now?

So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised,

When suddenly I am old and start to wear purple."

'Warning' (When I am an Old Woman...) Tea Towel

  • Product Code: Warning Tea Towel
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  • £4.99


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