Join The Club - A perfect greeting card to send to a fellow forgetful friend!
Just a line to say I'm living,
That I'm not amongst the dead.
Though I'm getting more forgetful
And mixed up in the head.
I've got used to my arthritis,
To my dentures I'm resigned.
I can cope with my bi-focals
Bet - ye gods - I miss my mind.
Sometimes I can't remember
When I'm standing by the stairs,
If I'm going up for something,
Or have just come down from there.
And before the fridge so often
My mind is full of doubt;
Now did I put some food away,
Or come to take some out?
If it's not my turn to write dear
I hope you won't get sore.
I think I might have written
And don't want to be a bore,
But remember I do love you,
And wish that you lived near,
But now it's time to mail this
And say "goodbye my dear".
I'm standing beside the mail box
And my face - it sure is red.
Instead of posting this to you
I've opened it instead!"
'Join The Club' A5 Greeting Card
- Product Code: Join The Club Card
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£2.99
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